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A Grocery Store Joke

Submitted by on May 6, 2009 – 8:03 pmNo Comment | 1,682 views

A new opened in my town. It has an automatic mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you pass the cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh mown hay.

In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with .

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying .

The department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked and cookies…

I don’t buy toilet paper there any more.

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